Have you done these things before graduation?

1. Gone to the beach during school?

2. Been cut from a sport?

3. Taken the elevator?

4. Gotten a spray tan?

5. Been to the “Quad”?

6. Been breathalized at a school dance?

7. Taken a nap in the nurse’s office?

8. Signed out of school to avoid a test?

9. Cheated on a test?

10. Been to Prom at the Hyatt?

11. Been sent to the adviser chair?

12. Been to Sarkis and/or Captain Nemo’s?

13. Had your student ID taken for being late?

14. Gone to 7/11 during school?

15. Failed a test?

16. Had a school iced coffee?

17. Been to the 5th floor/radio room?

18. Used a senior sack?

19. Been to Lagniappe?

20. Forged your parent’s signature?

21. Taken the ACT more than three times?

22. Cried in front of a teacher?

23. Skipped school for a “mental health” day?

24. Been to Narnia?

25. Had your parents change your class level?

Results:

(20-25) = The “ultimate” New Trier student. You breathe blue and green. TREVIANS FOR LIFE.

(10-19) = You definitely go to school here, and you probably have a Green Team sweatshirt. We dont mess around… sometimes.

(1-9) = Do you even go here?